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Frankenstein with a Thesaurus
It’s amazing how many people don’t appreciate wit. And not just nonplussed by a well-timed observation or a snappy rejoinder or a clever comment. Like, zero tolerance for a smart mouth. None-zo. When...
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A Job’s Eulogy
Here lies P.R. Job. We never saw it coming; it was quite sudden. One day, it was fresh and new, full of promise. The next, it was dead. Like a newborn kitten with distemper, all rowdy and playful until...
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Martini Marcus: Cougar Whisperer
*Marcus wasn’t much to look at, especially where cruise ship bartenders are concerned. In fact, the first time I met him I think my inner monologue was something along the lines of “Gaaah! I didn’t see...
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BLOGGER BEWARE.
You might have noticed a sudden and shocking absence of “flair” on this blog. This is why: http://pubrants.blogspot.com/2012/07/blogging-authors-beware-you-can-get.html You’ve been warned. ***Legal...
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I’ll See Your Reason and Raise You a Rhyme
There once was a girl with potential, Who struggled with things existential. She wrote down her thoughts, In scribbles and blots, While wondering, “Have I gone quite mental?” THE END (This message...
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Said the Woman on the Cusp of Insanity…
Waiting on word is the worst form of torture there is. And that’s about it for today’s wisdom, kids. Enjoy the day!
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So I Got This New Armrest…
Feel free to add your own captions for this photo in the comments. (I think you can find it on page 192 of the Skymall Catalogue.)
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Christmas the Island Way
Sorry I haven’t blogged in a few days, friends. I promise I’ll have many exciting things to report in the New Year, including a thrilling new WIP. In the meantime, here’s what my Christmas looks like:...
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Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Game of Thrones: Part II
1. Short people absolutely DO have a reason to live. 2. MILFs can be very, very dangerous. 3. If you ain’t nothing but a Hound, dog… [getting wasted and] crying all the time, you’re never getting laid....
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